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Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Fw: How the dog survived being stabbed in the HEAD...


--- On Tue, 8/9/11, Jayac <jayac@unknown.com> wrote:

From: Jayac <jayac@unknown.com>
Subject : How the dog survived being stabbed in the HEAD...

Date: Tuesday, August 9, 2011, 10:39 AM

 
 How the dog survived being stabbed in the HEAD...


How Bella the dog survived being stabbed in the HEAD during burglary

By DAILY MAIL REPORTER
Last updated at 4:13 PM on 8th August 2011


This brave German Shepherd sits calmly with her owner - just minutes after  burglars stabbed an eight inch blade into her skull.
The six-year-old family pet, named Bella, needed emergency surgery to remove  the protruding knife after the horrific incident on Saturday.
This shocking picture shows how the robbers narrowly missed the animal's eyes  as they plunged the deadly blade into her forehead.

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Before surgery: The German Shepherd ahead of having the knife pulled out
Today Bella's owner Vernon Swart said he feared the worst when he saw the knife  sticking out of her skull following the attack at his home in South Africa.
He said: 'I was in the house on Saturday morning when the neighbours called to  say our dog was running around in the street with a massive knife in her head.
'I didn't believe them but when I went outside I saw it for myself.
'The neighbours said they had caught intruders trying to enter their home and  they must have then tried to get into my place when Bella attacked them in our  garden.
'One of them had stabbed her right in the head and the end of the knife was  poking out between her eyes.
'I feared the worst and assumed she was going to die, but incredibly she was  running around as if nothing had happened.'
Mr Swart, a professional artist from Stellenbosch near Cape Town, said he  rushed Bella to the vet for surgery after the stabbing.
He said: 'My wife was at work but she came home and we drove down to the vet.
'Stella was on the back seat and every time she turned her head the handle of  the knife banged against the window.
'She obviously couldn't feel anything as she was acting normally, but it looked  horrific.


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Sickening: Vernon Swart with his Bella while she had a knife in her head 'The vet couldn't believe what he was seeing and said he had no idea how Bella  had survived.
'He put her under an anaesthetic and then pulled the blade out.
'It was imbedded so far into her skull that he had to put his knees up against  Bella's head and lever it with his arms.
'When we saw the size of the knife we were absolutely shocked.
'The vet said it must have missed her brain by fractions of a centimetre and  otherwise she would have been dead.'
The eight inch diver's knife was later handed to the police as evidence after  the surgery.
Detectives confirmed they had opened a case of malicious damage to property  following the incident.
They were today hunting for the suspected thieves, who ran away after the  attempted break-in.
Meanwhile Bella was recovering at home after her ordeal.
Mr Swart said: 'She's been lying beside the fire and we've been treating her to  all sorts of nice food, but she seems absolutely fine.
'People keep coming to look at her but she can't understand what all the fuss  is about.'
He added: 'We're just so relieved that she's okay.
'She's been with our family for ages and we'd have been devastated to have lost  her.
'I've told the police that if they find the guys who did this we'd like to  leave them alone in a room for a few minutes with Bella, and she'd quickly get  her revenge

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Fw: Miracle Escape For 163 People As Plane Splits Into Two In Guyana....


--- On Sun, 7/31/11, Jayac <jayac@unknown.com> wrote:

From: Jayac <jayac@unknown.com>

Date: Sunday, July 31, 2011, 9:27 AM
 


'It's an absolute miracle': Lucky escape for 163 on board plane that crashed and snapped in two in Guyana 

  • Jet 'overshot' runway in wet weather and barely missed a 200-foot ravine
  • Passengers' applause on touchdown 'turned to screams' as the plane broke in two
  • Rescuers struggle to reach passengers in dark with no emergency lighting
By DAILY MAIL REPORTER Last updated at 6:58 AM on 31st July 2011

A jet carrying 163 people broke in half as it crash-landed in the South American country of Guyana.
Incredibly, nobody was killed and only a few passengers were injured after the Caribbean Airlines Boeing 737-800 from New York overshot the runway at Georgetown's Cheddi Jagan airport in wet weather.
It slid through a chain-link fence and barely missed a 200-foot ravine. Had it fallen into the ravine it would have almost certainly killed crew and passengers.

Lucky escape: Miraculously no-one on board the Caribbean Airlines jet was killed when it crashed in Guyana
Lucky escape: Miraculously no-one on board the Caribbean Airlines jet was killed when it crashed in Guyana

The crash happened just after midnight local time as it arrived from the Caribbean island of Trinidad, where it had made a stop before continuing its flight to Georgetown.
'It's an absolute miracle what happened here in Georgetown,' said Caribbean Airlines chairman George Nicholas, as he visited the crash site.
'Everything started caving in and the girl next to me just sat there motionless in shock,' said passenger Betsy Myndyllo, who escaped with the help of her nephews and left the crash on foot, in the dark, arriving at the terminal 20 minutes later.
'I saw death flash before me,' said Guyanese-born Maxine Eversley, whose husband and niece were injured as they jumped to safety after the crash.
Eversley was one of the 96 U.S. passport holders on the plane, most of them believed to be Guyanese-born.
One woman said simply 'it was terror', while another described how the passengers' applause at the safe landing 'turned to screams' when they released the plane had broken in half.

Terror: Passengers struggled to find their way out of the broken fuselage of the Boeing 737-800 in the dark
Terror: Passengers struggled to find their way out of the broken fuselage of the Boeing 737-800 in the dark

Horror crash: Rescue workers at the scene this morning after the Caribbean Airlines Boeing 737-800 broke in half when it overshot the runway in Guyana
Horror crash: Rescue workers at the scene this morning after the Caribbean Airlines Boeing 737-800 broke in half when it overshot the runway in Guyana

A passenger managed to push open an emergency exit and most managed to clamber out by themselves, but rescuers struggled to free people in the dark as there was no emergency lighting.
Guyanese President Bharrat Jagdeo said: 'We are very, very thankful and grateful that there are no deaths.'
'I realised that everything was on top of me, people and bags. I was the second to last person to get off that plane in the dark'
Caribbean Airlines said it did not know the cause of the accident, which happened during good visibility and light rain.
Investigators from the U.S. and Guyana were sent to retrieve the black box.
The country's health minister, Leslie Ramsammy, told French news agency Agence France Presse that one passenger suffered a broken leg while several others walked away with minor bruises.
All of them were taken to a hospital in Georgetown. Flight BW 523 was carrying 157 passengers and six crew, the airline said in a statement.

Smashed: The impact was so great that the plane's fuselage broke in half entirely
Smashed: The impact was so great that the plane's fuselage broke in half entirely

Around 100 required medical attention, and four were hospitalised with serious injuries.
Geeta Ramsingh, 41, from Philadelphia, was one of the injured passengers. She was returning home to her native country for only the second time in 30 years.
She said that passengers had just started to applaud the jet's touchdown when it 'turned to screams'.
She escaped the craft by hopping on to the wing and and then on to the dirt track outside the runway fence.
She said: 'I am upset that no one came to rescue us in the dark, but a taxi driver appeared from nowhere and charged me $20 to take me to the terminal.
'I had to pay, but in times of emergencies, you don't charge people for a ride.'
'Terrifying': The  plane crash landed in the dark before splitting in two - just short of a 200-foot ravine
'Terrifying': The plane crash landed in the dark before splitting in two - just short of a 200-foot ravine

Recovery: Emergency workers at the scene of the crash as the sun came up this morning
Recovery: Emergency workers at the scene of the crash as the sun came up this morning

Adis Cambridge, 42, of Guyana, said she felt the thump of a hard landing but did not think much of it until seconds later.
She added: 'I realised that everything was on top of me, people and bags. I was the second to last person to get off that plane in the dark.
'I hit my head on the roof. It was so scary.'
Another passenger, an unnamed woman, told Guyana's Kaieteur News service: 'It was terror. I was praying to Jesus.'
She also said her husband opened an emergency door, allowing passengers to escape the craft.
The airport was closed, leaving hundreds of passengers stranded and delaying dozens of flights.
Incredible escape: The plane crashed when it overshot the runway at Cheddi Jagan airport in Georgetown, Guyana
Incredible escape: The plane crashed when it overshot the runway at Cheddi Jagan airport in Georgetown, Guyana. All those on board survived, and only four people were injured

At first, the authorities struggled to reach passengers due to a lack of lighting and emergency equipment.
Devant Maharaj, transportation minister in Trinidad where Caribbean Airlines is based, said the company is sending a team to Guyana to help investigate the crash. 
President Jagdeo has also asked for assistance from the U.S. National Transportation Safety Board.
The crash is the worst in recent history in Guyana, the only English-speaking country in South America.
It is one of only a few serious incidents involving the Trinidad-based airline, which is the single largest carrier in the region, operating at least five daily flights.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2020504/Caribbean-Airlines-crash-Guyana-163-escape-plane-snapped-2.html
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Fw: Adorable odd couple...


--- On Sun, 7/31/11, Jayac <jayac@unknown.com> wrote:

From: Jayac <jayac@unknown.com>
Adorable odd couple...
Date: Sunday, July 31, 2011, 9:14 AM
 

Adorable odd couple: 

Chimp's maternal instincts awakened as she feeds milk to a baby tiger


By DAILY MAIL REPORTER
Last updated at 2:41 PM on 30th July 2011

They are humans' closest relative, sharing a similar genetic make-up and displaying behaviour not unlike our own. 

Now this little chimpanzee is showing off a motherly instinct to rival even the most maternal of mankind.
These adorable images reveal the close bond that has formed between a two-year-old chimpanzee called Do Do and a two-month-old tiger cub called Aorn.
Scroll down to see a video of the chimp and tiger cub playing together

Maternal instinct: A two-year-old chimpanzee called Do Do feeds milk to Aorn, a two-month-old tiger cub

Maternal instinct: A two-year-old chimpanzee called Do Do feeds milk to Aorn, a two-month-old tiger cub
Completely at ease in each other's company, the ape's motherly instincts take over as she attentively bottle feeds the baby tiger.
Aorn gratefully laps up the milk as Do Do tenderly holds the tiger in her arms.
At one point, Do Do puts the bottle in her own mouth - almost mimicking the actions of a human mother checking to see if the milk is suitable for her offspring to consume.
For some unexplained reason Do Do is wearing a pair of denim shorts - perhaps to protect her thighs from Aorn's claws.
They were photographed at Samut Prakan Crocodile Farm and Zoo on the outskirts of Bangkok, Thailand.

Bonding: The animals both live at Samut Prakan Crocodile Farm and Zoo on the outskirts of Bangkok

Bonding: The animals both live at Samut Prakan Crocodile Farm and Zoo on the outskirts of Bangkok

For some unexplained reason Do Do is wearing a pair of denim shorts - perhaps to protect her thighs from Aorn's claws

For some unexplained reason Do Do is wearing a pair of denim shorts - perhaps to protect her thighs from Aorn's claws

The crocodile farm, used as a tourist attraction, houses some 80,000 crocodiles and is the largest in Thailand.
Its owners claim to hold the largest captive crocodile, measuring an astonishing six metres long and weighing 2,465lbs.
Regular crocodile shows are staged during which zookeepers place their heads inside the reptiles' mouths.
However, the farm doesn't just contain crocodiles. 
As you'd expect from these pictures, monkeys and tigers also live there, alongside elephants, lions, horses and hippopotamuses.

Heat test: Do Do drinks some of the milk, perhaps to make sure the temperature is okay for the tiger cub

Heat test: Do Do drinks some of the milk, perhaps to make sure the temperature is okay for the tiger cub

Aorn gratefully laps up the milk as Do Do tenderly holds the tiger in her arms

Aorn gratefully laps up the milk as Do Do tenderly holds the tiger in her arms

 

Sunday, June 19, 2011

The Jars Murderer - Lam Kor-Wan

Whose picture is this? 

The above picture is a picture of Lam Kor-Wan, the very first Hong Kong serial killer. He killed four women in four nights. 

I know this story after watching the CI (Crime and Investigation, Channel 732 Astro) at 2 this afternoon.

Here is the list of victims he had killed:
Chan Fung-lan, female, age 22, body found in seven separate pieces in the Shing Mun River, New Territories.
Chan Mong Kip, age 31, body found in a rice bag near Tai Hang Road, Hong Kong Island.
Leung Sau-wan, female, age unknown, body found in a rice bag near Tai Hang Road, Hong Kong Island.

Leung Wai-sum, female, age 17, body found in a rice bag near Tai Hang Road, Hong Kong Island.
Lam who worked as a taxi driver, would pick up female passengers, strangle them with electrical wire. He then brought the victim to his house,  took pictures and video of the victims and filming himself performing an act of necrophilia (doing sex to a corp) with his fourth victim. Lam cut off their sexual organ (breast and pubic), then put them in  Tupperware containers with preservative liquid. The other body parts was disposed in some places via his taxi.

What's the motive of this murder? Probably mental disorder...! He ever claimed that he is a God messenger. God told him to kill the women. Nevertheless, the prosecution has rejected the asylum motives as all he works well planned. He actually too eager to know the female anatomy, as he ever work as a nude woman photographer.

On April 8, 1983 at the end of a 21 day trial with a seven member all male jury, Lam was found guilty of four counts of murder and sentenced to death by hanging. On the 29th August 1984 Lam's sentence was commuted to life imprisonment, as was the tradition before the abolition of the death penalty in 1993. He is currently serving his life sentence at Shek Pik Prison.

Monday, May 9, 2011

Incredible - but true: The 'Adult Baby' - Paraphilic Infantilism !


--- On Sun, 5/8/11, Jayac <jayac@unknown.com> wrote:
The 'adult baby': 
Man who wears diapers, sleeps in a crib and is bottle-fed... at 30
By FIONA ROBERTS
Last updated at 6:55 PM on 4th May 2011
Like any other baby, Stanley sleeps in a crib, wears diapers, and loves nothing better than being comforted by his mother as she bottle feeds him.
Except Stanley Thornton is 30-years-old - and his 'mother' is really his room-mate.


Mr Thornton seeks comfort in being treated like a baby, a condition known as paraphilic infantilism.


The 'adult baby' lives out his fantasies at his California apartment, where he has built himself a giant crib, play pen and even a man-sized high chair.


Childhood comforts: Stanley Thornton is bottle-fed by his room-mate Sandra Diaz, a former nurse

Childhood comforts: Stanley Thornton is bottle-fed by his room-mate Sandra Diaz, a former nurse

He spends his days playing with Lego as he sucks on his pacifier, and being spoon or bottle-fed by his room-mate Sandra Diaz, who willingly acts as his mother.

Tonight viewers will see inside his bizarre alternate world as he features in a National Geographic programme, 'Taboo: Fantasy Lives'.


He said: 'For some people being an adult baby is a sexual fetish for them, but for most of us it's just, you know, you're doing it to relax, you come home from work, you change into baby mode, you put away your adult stuff and everything goes on hold.'


He first began his return to childhood when he was 14, as a way of coping when he started wetting the bed after being abused as a boy.


Regression: Mr Thornton says there's nothin  g else like waking up in a crib every morning, and it helps him get into the baby 'mindset'
Regression: Mr Thornton says there's nothing else like waking up in a crib every morning, and it helps him get into the baby 'mindset'


Child's play: Dressed in a giant babygro, 30-year-old Stanley Thornton plays with tin soldiers in the 'nursery' at his California apartment
Child's play: Dressed in a giant babygro, 30-year-old Stanley Thornton plays with tin soldiers in the 'nursery' at his California apartment


Content: Mr Thornton said he adapted this child's playpen by putting a thick layer of wood in the bottom so it would support his weight
Content: Mr Thornton said he adapted this child's playpen by putting a thick layer of wood in the bottom so it would support his weight


He started wearing diapers when he was 13, and then gradually realised he still wanted the comforts of babyhood - toys,a crib and even a pacifier. At 20, he began 'day wetting' and now wears a diaper every day.


He said: 'The first thought is you start thinking you're crazy, because this isn't normal, or at least that's what you think, you think you're the only one doing it.


'Then you go down the road and go on the computer and you find all these other people that are doing it, and you find the name for it .'


In 2000, he started website for other 'adult babies',  where members can find 'mothers or 'babies', and tips on where to buy diapers. 


Looked after: Miss Diaz even spoonfeeds the 30-year-old, who says he enjoys the comfort of being treated like baby

Stanley and Sandra
Cared for: Sandra Diaz feeds her room-mate and 'baby' with a spoon and a bottle


Comfort: Stanley Thornton sucks from a bottle held by his 'mother', room-mate Sandra Diaz
Comfort: Stanley Thornton sucks from a bottle held by his 'mother', room-mate Sandra Diaz


Psychological condition: Mr Thornton first began wearing diapers when he was 13, and started wetting the bed. Now he says he has to wear them 24/7 because he 'day wets'

Stanley the 'adult baby'
Psychological condition: Mr Thornton has worn diapers si nce he was 13 after he began wetting the bed. 
Right, he makes baby noises as he plays with a soft toy and his Lego set in his nursery


According to his website, he used to work as a security guard, but had an accident and now claims disability benefit for a heart condition.


Each morning Miss Diaz, a former nurse, wakes him up in his 'nursery', where he sleeps in a crib dressed in a playsuit, underneath colourful mobiles hanging from the ceiling.


He said: 'I like it, it's very comfortable, it's easy to get into the baby feel while you're in it. There's nothing else like it, waking up in a crib as opposed to a bed.



'Sleeping in a crib, you wake up as a child and you go on from there, and it's easy to stay in the same mindset.'


Living a fantasy: Mr Thornton changes into adult clothes hen he leaves the house to buy wood for his latest project, an adult-sized high chair

Sandra Diaz and Stanley Thornton
He is woken in the morning by his room-mate, former nurse Sandra Diaz


Fantasy world: Mr Thornton explains how he built his own crib then painted it. A child's bedspread covers the bottom and mobiles and baby toys can be seen to the right
Double life: Mr Thornton dresses in adult clothes when he leaves the house to buy wood for his latest project, an adu lt-sized high chair. 

Fantasy world: Mr Thornton explains how he built his own crib then painted it. A child's bedspread covers the bottom and mobiles and baby toys can be seen to the right
WHAT IS PARAPHILIC INFANTILISM?
Paraphilic infantilism describes the desire to wear diapers and be treated like a baby.


Those who have a specific diaper fetish are known as diaper lovers (DLs). For them, the act of wearing a diaper is sexually arousing.


Those who enjoy being treate d like a baby - which can include wearing diapers - but do not see it as a sexual fetish are known as adult babies (ABs).
ABs and DLs have no sexual desire towards children.


Because these fantasies are harmless, infantilists rarely seek medical help.


The urge to be treated as a baby usually begins between the ages of five and 15.


The majority are heterosexual, but just one in five are women.

Source: Understanding Infantilism


Then Miss Diaz feeds him, either w ith a bottle or from a spoon. 


He has just finished building a giant high-chair, and he reinforced a children's play area to take his weight so he can play with Lego and stuffed animals.


Miss Diaz said: 'I love him like he is my favourite nephew, he is like my family member who lost his mother, and I'm like the aunt stepping in and saying I'm still here for you.'


Mr Thornton cha nges into adult clothes when he goes outside, but as soon as he gets home he goes back into 'baby mode.'


Some infantilists, known as 'diaper lovers', see the condition as a sexual fetish. 


But Mr Th ornton is keen to stress he and other 'adult babies'  find comfort, not sexual satisfaction, by being treated as a child. Infantilists have no sexual desire towards children.


He said: 'Being an adult baby I've had a couple of different reactions, some good, some not so good. 


'I've had some people that are perfectly fine with it and others that are just angry, maybe think you're automatically a paedophile because you're too into it.


'I like to be treated as a baby, just to get the love and affection, safeness, just to go back to a time when you're caring for a one or two year old.'
Taboo: Fantasy Lives airs tonight on the National Geographic Channel at 9pm EST.

Saturday, May 7, 2011

Artist Draws Portraits Using the Ashes of Her Subjects

From: only turab <turabbaig@yahoo.com>

Date: Saturday, May 7, 2011, 7:09 AM
 



Raven J. Collins thinks she may be the only artist in the world to brush the raw ashes of a deceased person onto a pencil portrait.
Using ashes as a medium is a growing trend in the artwork, but while some are mixing it with paint to create abstract works, moulding them into bizarre sculptures, or even compressing and using it as pencil filling (like lead), Raven Collins uses the ashes to create commission portraits of the deceased, whether they be human or animal. She̢۪s only been doing it for a while, but ash-portraits already make up 90% of her business.
As cremation becomes the more popular option in the funeral industry, the number of choices of what to do with the ashes also increases. Some people prefer to keep them in a fancy urn, others spill them into the ocean or over a peaceful pasture, but more and more people opt to incorporate their loved-ones̢۪ remains into various artworks. Artists like Raven sometimes get referrals from funeral homes, but most of their advertising is word of mouth and online exposure.


Collins̢۪ idea was inspired by a tragic even that occurred two years ago. Her nephews Gavin, 3, and Sebastian, 1, died during a fire in Tampa, and even though she had been drawing portraits since high-school, the boys̢۪ portraits were the hardest the 37-year-old artist ever had to do. In her suffering, she came up with the idea of incorporating the deceased̢۪s ashes into their portraits. Her tragic experience helps Raven Collins to connect with her clients and better understand what they want in a portrait.



Normally she receives a small amount of ashes in the mail, which she puts into a mortar and grinds to a fine powder, using a pestle. All it takes is a table spoon or less, then she adds a liquid to create a paste which she spreads over a drawn portrait, using a Q-tip. They can be spread anywhere in the portrait, in the hair of the subject, on a lapel, somewhere in the corner, but never on the face.



Prices of her ash-portraits range between $200 and $300, depending on size and whether the client wants colors to be used. Check out PortraitsFromAShes.com, for more samples of her unusual art.



Monday, April 25, 2011

Facebook addiction :: this is hilarious ```!!!!!!

From :
Saturday, April 23, 2011 2:59 AM


If you are on Facebook, I am sure you will find this hilarious 

The 76-year-old woman walked down the hallway of Clearview Addictions Clinic, searching for the right department. She passed signs for the "Heroin Addiction Department (HAD)," the "Smoking Addiction Department (SAD)" and the "Bingo Addiction Department (BAD)." Then she spotted the department she was looking for: "Facebook Addiction Department (FAD)."

It was the busiest department in the clinic, with about three dozen people filling the waiting room, most of them staring blankly into their Blackberries and iPhones. A middle-aged man with unkempt hair was pacing the room, muttering,"I need to milk my cows. I need to milk my cows."

A twenty-something man was prone on the floor, his face buried in his hands, while a curly-haired woman comforted him.

"Don't worry. It'll be all right."

"I just don't understand it. I thought my update was LOL-worthy, but none of my friends even clicked the 'like' button."

"How long has it been?"

"Almost five minutes. That's like five months in the real world."

The 76-year-old woman waited until her name was called, then followed the receptionist into the office of Alfred Zulu, Facebook Addiction Counselor.

"Please have a seat, Edna," he said with a warm smile. "And tell me how it all started."

"Well, it's all my grandson's fault. He sent me an invitation to join Facebook. I had never heard of Facebook before, but I thought it was something for me, because I usually have my face in a book."

"How soon were you hooked?"

"Faster than you can say 'create a profile.' I found myself on Facebook at least eight times each day -- and more times at night. Sometimes I'd wake up in the middle of the night to check it, just in case there was an update from one of my new friends in India . My husband didn't like that. He said that friendship is a precious thing and should never be outsourced."

"What do you like most about Facebook?"

"It makes me feel like I have a life. In the real world, I have only five or six friends, but on Facebook, I have 674. I'm even friends with Juan Carlos Montoya."

"Who's he?"

"I don't know, but he's got 4,000 friends, so he must be famous."

"Facebook has helped you make some connections, I see."

"Oh yes. I've even connected with some of the gals from high school -- I still call them 'gals.' I hadn't heard from some of them in ages, so it was exciting to look at their profiles and figure out who's retired, who's still working, and who's had some work done. I love browsing their photos and reading their updates. I know where they've been on vacation, which movies they've watched, and whether they hang their toilet paper over or under. I've also been playing a game with some of them."

"Let me guess. Farmville?"

"No, Mafia Wars. I'm a Hitman. No one messes with Edna."

"Wouldn't you rather meet some of your friends in person?"

"No, not really. It's so much easier on Facebook. We don't need to gussy ourselves up. We don't need to take baths or wear perfume or use mouthwash. That's the best thing about Facebook -- you can't smell anyone. Everyone is attractive, because everyone has picked a good profile pic. One of the gals is using a profile pic that was taken, I'm pretty certain, during the Eisenhower Administration. "

"What pic are you using?"

"Well, I spent five hours searching for a profile pic, but couldn't find one I really liked. So I decided to visit the local beauty salon."

"To make yourself look prettier?"

"No, to take a pic of one of the young ladies there. That's what I'm using."

"Didn't your friends notice that you look different?"

"Some of them did, but I just told them I've been doing lots of yoga."

"When did you realize that your Facebooking might be a problem?"

"I realized it last Sunday night, when I was on Facebook and saw a message on my wall from my husband: 'I moved out of the house five days ago. Just thought you should know.'"

"What did you do?"

"What else? I unfriended him of course!"

NARESH VAKHARIA
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